kelly:] says:
that day i saw your beloved in school
jenna says:
LFJDKSAL;FJKDSLA
jenna says:
ah
jenna says:
then
jenna says:
who's my beloved
jenna says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I have no idea why but I find this endlessly amusing.

What is an adult supposed to be, and supposed to do?
He or she is supposed to be mature in handling relationships and issues, and be clear-headed enough not to do completely stupid things that will hurt the feelings of others.

Hi assholes.

You're not fit to be an adult.

AAAAAARMUUUUUNA MONSTER COMING AFTER YOU

Hi! I'M ANGRY! WHO STILL READS THIS BLOG!? YOU BETTER FREAKING ANSWER ME NOW BECAUSE I'M NOT MESSING AROUND WITH ANYONE AND I'M AAAAAAANNGRY! AND I'M REALLY ANGRY! I'M BLOWING MY TOP. NOT YET. BUT SOON. AND IT BETTER NOT BE RIGHT BEFORE CLASS CHALET STARTS. OR RIGHT DURING IT. BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE UUUUGGGLLYYYYYY! Uglier than ugly ducking, that is. BLEH!!!!!!! ARE YOU SCARED?!

DID I SCARE YOU!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo

WHOEVER OWES ME MONEY PAY UP! MY FAMILY IS BREATHING DOWN MY NECK AND CAN YOU IMAGINE...
HOW
SICKENING
IT
IS
TO
HAVE
SOMEONE
BREATHING
DOWN
YOUR
NECK
EVERY
SINGLE
DAY

YOUR NECK WILL ROT
BECAUSE...
THE HEAT AND THE MOISTURE IS ACIDIC! YES IT'S ACIDIC! WHY IS IT ACIDIC? BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF FRUIT ACIDS AND THROAT ACIDS AND FROM HERE YOU CAN TELL I FAILED CHEMMMM!!!

PAY UP! Or you...
will end up...
LIKE MY ENGLISH HOMEWORK!

Torn into pieces! BIGGGG PIECES AND SMALL PIECES! AND SOME PIECES THAT CAN BE STUCK BACK USING COTTONWOOL AND TISSUE PAPER AND ... what exactly is that? SCOTCHTAPE, YES SCOTCHTAPE. That wonderful invention! That used to be so sturdy and my arm aches! That wonderful invention that used to sit so sturdily and firmly in the dispenser! And now it's just FLIMSY! AND SO IS THE DISPENSER! NEVEEER MADE TO LAST! IT'S DISGUSTING! Just like a goose. AND GEESE, ARE NOT NECESSARILY DISGUSTING! You are! You, the scotchtape dispenser!

And A MATH HOMEWORK, WHY AM I BEING SO KIND TO YOU?

and YOU! Why are you using your phone soOOOOOOO loudly as you're working! Why do you piss my grandma off! WHY DO YOU NOT SHOW ENOUGH RESPECT FOR YOUR EMPLOYERS! WHY! WHY... DO YOU HAVE TO BE TOLD 1000000X TO CLOSE THE TOILET DOOR! IT'S RIGHT AT THE STOVE! YOU HAVE TO CLOSE THE DOOR! OR YOU'LL EAT ALL THE FOOD AND I DON'T CARE IF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU DIEEEEE................................................................................................................................................................................

OK WHOEVER STILL READS MY BLOG
PLEASE TAG ON MY BOARD
OR I WILL....
C O M E A F T E R Y O U


AND THERE IS NO TAGBOARD! AND I'LL COME AFTER ALL OF YOU! AND YOU ALL BETTER WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!! USE YOUR EYES! YOUR EYEBALLS! DON'T LET MILLIE MY DEAR GET YOU! MILLIE WILL WATCH YOUR EYEBALLS! YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BEEEEE CAREEEEEEEFUL!!!!!!!


*this is obviously a sign of impending doom and death. and insanity, basically.*

8913774!!!

I want my 8913774 back. :(

Now it's 7429992994914990522.

My blog ID. It used to be short and sweet, now it's long and impossible to remember. Compare the 7 numbers to the 19 numbers. Which one makes me happier? OF COURSE THE ONE WITH 7 NUMBERS! I'm so sad.

You all win. I have no idea how to answer questions on what happened to my blog because I really don't know what I was thinking. I was trying to delete all my blog posts and I got bored and deleted my entire blog. Then when I saw quizzes on people's blogs and I wanted to do them, I realized I didn't have any place fun to do them.

I insist upon not using f-words or random vulgarities that don't look very handsome/attractive/appealing, because Achelly the Jellyfish, my imaginary friend has left me because of that. He left to Pluto. And I told him Pluto was no longer called a planet but Achelly was insistent. And I don't disagree with him. They can't name Pluto a planet for so many many many years and then all of a sudden some idiot comes up with a theory that it's not big enough to be a planet, nor heavy, nor does it have characteristics like a planet blah blah blah. You hurt Pluto's feelings :(

And my new maid brought my brother to my old house where his old friends were. And they walked there because they had no idea how to take a bus there despite me giving completely unclear instructions. So they decided to walk there. They'd better not lose their way. I'll throw banana skins at them and I mean it. And now they can't come back, because it's RAINING. How dumb. How dumb.

And I thought I could tolerate life without a blog. Anyway the previous one was so messy I honestly don't know how it's possible to be read.