Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Hotmail is so painfully slow I'm in pain. One fine night, one beautiful and gorgeous night under the starlit sky, I decided to feel soooo tired that I slept the whole night without waking up. Normally I'd wake up for a few seconds to change positions. But that fateful night, I was sooo bushed that I remained on one side for 7 hours straight that I woke up with a painful neck. And it still hurts after 3 days. Well, SCREW YOU!

And the members of the wonderful Singaporean public (pardon my English if it sounds weird because I'm listening to some ridiculous advertisment on TV.... the kind where they adore using awful voices to sing awful songs)... but anyway, the public. They love to call in to schools to complain about us, students.

Let me break it down for you.

I'm sure they'd have loved to complain about the OTHER members of the public, but it's just that they have NOWHERE to complain to. So to satisfy the typical Singaporean's complaining desire/obsession, they'll call up ANY school, to complain about the most minor behavioural mistakes. For example, they claim students make a lot of noise on public buses.

DAHLINGS, those are PUBLIC BUSES we're talking about. Fine, we do need a certain amount of respect for the people among us, but do YOU respect us? Public buses, where you canNOT control the words of others, neither can you control the volumes of others', so just STOP it. It's NOT going to work. Everytime you call up our schools, you waste our precious times as our teachers give us a nice lecture. But take note, not everyone behaves like that. It's precious time of ours you're wasting.

All of you should create a club in the community centre. Say... COMPLAINING CLUB?
Rule #1: Complain daily
Rule #2: Find things to complain about
Rule #3: Complain about not being able to find things to complain about
Rule #4: Go on buses and MRTs and figure which student has offended you and start calling up their schools to complain
Rule #5: Complain till you go bald.
Rule #6: Complain about being bald.
HI BALDIE!!!

Exactly what is your aim in complaining? Why don't you just create a more gracious YOU, without complaining. Just explain to the kid nicely. LAOPOK COW! :D:D:D