Michael Jackson is dead.

Meanwhile you see plenty of blogs and stuff posting that up as well.

I'm sad. I'm so sad I don't even wanna think about it/talk about it/read about it. And I just did. And that's it.

The skin on my face is erupting. I hate it when that happens.

Anyway, I went for A Math tuition just now, and got on the bus after 9pm to go home. And that's when I sat next to a very smelly man. I didn't know he was smelly, but he shifted to make space for me so I decided to give face. That's when I felt it.

An incredible surge of rotten tofu from the tofu section at the wet market pierced through my hairy nostrils. (?!)

He smelt like smelly tofu with a hint of rottenness. I'm not talking about the smelly tofu delicacy, because I don't even know how that really smells like. What I'm saying is, he has that smelly yeast smell with tofu in it. I don't know lah.

But he felt decent, like some normal person. That's why I didn't move - or just in case I came across as rude. Like after a while you get used to the smell, and the smell reminded me of when I was a kid. I mean it may sound gross to you but I got something heartwarming (for the lack of a better word) out of it.

However, while this man is worth a mention, there's someone else who ISN'T - yet that's who I'm going to talk about now.

It's about a curly haired middle-aged woman.

I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT CURLY HAIRED AUNTIES! And I'm not talking about sexy tousled waves like you see in beach babes from Hollywood (cannot think of anyone now), neither am I talking about edgy crimps you see in models on the runway. I'm not even talking about the perm my grandma has because she has short hair, and the perm just adds fantastic volume, shaving YEARS off her face.

This curly haired auntie, had shoulder length hair, with really ugly pointless waves. Thank goodness her face wasn't oily.

And I would NEVER have called her ugly, or her hair ugly, if not for the fact she was RAMBLING ON AND ON ABOUT CRAP! It would have been absolutely peaceful on the bus if not for her endless crapping. And even as she went on, the poor guy next to her just nodded, politely. I don't know what relationship they share but the fact that the guy does NOT EVEN UTTER A SINGLE WORD should SHOW her that he is not interested in that boring conversation.

Yet I had to bear with her for a few more minutes when we got off at the same stop, and she was right in front of me going on and on about something she was so amused by. She was laughing loudly (you know in the manner in which you laugh and then you realise that nobody's laughing with you, and then you continue laughing to cover up for that embarrassment) and joking and the guy was once again, not interested. (the guy looked at least 8 years younger btw)

Anyway, to avoid myself from going up to her and ripping out her ugly curly hair (of course I'd have used some kind of protection), I decided to speed up crazily. And thank goodness within 3 minutes I was well ahead of her. (she was walking quite quickly for a person talking so much)

Goodness.

I'm going to surf youtube aimlessly now.

I shall post the photos for the "class" outing in a while's time. Was a painfully small group but people were still game for weird stuff in Truth or Dare. But the planner's very very upset. :(

And I was feeling very down because my mom and I screamed at each other as she said that it's not the time to be going out for class outing bleh bleh. But not now, then when? But there are plenty of other unpleasant things lying underneath our relationship. If we generally stay out of each others' ways we can still have a good laugh occasionally, but not easy. "Like it or not I'm still your mother." I didn't say I don't like it, so stop putting words into my mouth.

This made me extremely depressed, so I found new eyecandy. I mean like when school's out and you don't get to see eyecandy in school, you find eyecandy online. And not to mention I'm in a girls' school. But I am straight. I am very sure of that. I plan to get married to a GUY, who can provide ungirly support.

Anyway, LOOK AT THE MODEL! my new eyecandy.

She's like sweet, sophisticated, slightly sexy with an edge all rolled in one. And the clothes are nice too. And since there's no school, there's no one to transfer money for me. Which is depressing. I don't feel exactly rich either so I'll like start collecting protection fees next month, together with Teryne.

I wonder if anyone knows that I'm starting to update once again. HAHA! I shall post photos later.

Pigeons

Oh gosh, just the title of the post makes me cringe in horror. I hate pigeons :(

I don't know what is it about pigeons that makes me feel so disgusted, but I just feel so insecure when they fly over me. Even crows don't disgust me that much, they just make me feel sad.

But recently, at the route from the bus stop to my house, there has been an abundance of crazy fat pigeons flying over. They almost caught me with their shit 3x. And I always avoid it by just like 3 inches or LESS. But I can't be as unlucky as Celeste who got it right on her head.

It's like there was this part on the pavement, of which pigeon shit traces filled at least 30x30cm of the floor. I bet there's more.

And when I was a kid I used to think pigeons were that dirty looking because of paint, because the first time I saw them, I saw painters painting some corridor. And I saw pigeons around that area. So I assumed the paint dropped on the pigeons and they deserve to be pitied. Now I know I was wrong.

But as long as they keep their shit away from me, I'll be fine. If not I'll flare up crazily and my pet rock would know what I'd do.

THERE'S MORE!

Yeah babeh, there is.

And while some people are busy stoning, like Teryne and Jenna, and some people finding new... ahems.. like JY and Shyan (see lah, so fickle), Janeen is busy cutting her cake! With a bunch of other people, of course.


After which we all head outdoors :D Or was it the other way round? Or maybe these are just photos I can't fit in anywhere else, which explains.


AND THEN FROM HERE EVERYONE STARTS PARTAYING!






Just in case you've noticed how many photos Shyan is in, it's not that I'm a paedophile ok. It's because she was like really crazy that night! I think she got drunk on fried rice and chicken and water. And Jessie got drunk on ice lemon tea, according to herself.


AND THIS ONE SIMPLY DESERVES A BIG ASS PIC ON ITS OWN! PUN INTENDED. (Only for those who get it:P)

oh yes, and just in case anyone's suspicious/paranoid - everything was kept very very clean and very very legal.

A Way Overdue Post

Harlox! HAHAHAHA Please ignore the blog layout for now, I'm gonna have it changed, I know it's out of alignment etc but I'm just very eager to show the photos. Eh it's the first time I'm showing photos on my blog, naturally I'm excited.

This is Janeen. Janeen says HI! Throw Janeen, catch Janeen, OOPS Janeen dies!
No lah, it was her BIRTHDAY PARTY! So naturally you'd have more pictures of Janeen my dearest, and Celeste, I'm not a paedophile ok.


Janeen Janeen Janeen Janeen Janeen

I have the actual sized pictures so feel free to ask for them from me - but bear in mind that Janeen is like some kind of darting mouse that goes damn fast such that 90% of her pictures are blur.





And here is everyone waiting for the party to heat up. And Shyan is getting whacked by Jieying and Janeen. Not to mention, Wan Min the ghost with very tanned and slim legs watching them.

This is before everyone goes crazy :)

This whole block of girls all wearing black - very fun is it?




Teryne and Karen who looked very very very pretty that day. I am straight.


Ms Suah who deserves a whole row to herself. All sorts of actions. And I have plenty of her unglam pics :) Can blackmail her. JESSIE, IF YOU OFFEND ME, I WILL PRINT THAT PHOTO OUT AND PASTE IT AROUND THE WHOLE SCHOOL!



AND THIS IS MY FAVOURITE PART! Janeen and Jie Ying fighting like lovers. Got captions some more.

Janeen: WAH Jieying! A present for me? In a paper bag some more.
*Janeen opens present crazily*

Janeen: Eh walau! You give me this kind of thing!
JY: I give you present you still complain! Angry lah.
Janeen: Eh don't like that leh..

And then you look at the last picture where Janeen gets attacked by JY!!!
Janeen: WALAWEH YOU REALLY WHACK ME!




AAAATTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!

And now I shall show you who/what caused the fight :) It's none other than our very pretty Xin Swine.


How could you, Janeen?!
Last pic
JY: SHYAN WHY YOU STEAL MY JANEEN?!
Shyan: YOU GO FIND SOMEONE ELSE FOR ME LAH!


JY: WANMIN! PLEASE TAKE SHYAN AWAY FROM JANEEN!
Wanmin: AIYAH OK LAH OK LAH

And it turns out to be a success. Nut bad nut bad.







VIP VIP! Introducing ISABELLA - who can take 5 photos and still not run out of poses. Even if she does, just switch the hands from left to right can already.

AAAAHHHHH I'm very confused already.


And this is JANEEN PLAYING OUTSIDE! Like kid like that. JANEEN, 6 YEARS OLD ALREADY! CANNOT PLAY LIKE THAT! Everyone else is at least 15 and you're 6!

See, when you post photos, you type a lot a lot less. But anyway, a picture/photo paints a thousand words so I have at least 20 000 words already.